• Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend

    Amy Sedaris
  • Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it

    Amy Sedaris
  • Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking

    Amy Sedaris
  • My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice

    Amy Sedaris
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