Copy ImageDon't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend
Amy Sedaris
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice
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