Chelsea Handler

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    Chelsea Handler quote. There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers

    There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers

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    Chelsea Handler quote. I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around

    I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around

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    Chelsea Handler quote. Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family

    Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family

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    Chelsea Handler quote. Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home

    Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home

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    Chelsea Handler quote. My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for

    My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for

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