Chuck Klosterman

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Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you

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Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything

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But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack

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Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time

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I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack