• The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience

    David C. Holley
  • Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly

    David C. Holley
  • Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go

    David C. Holley
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    David C. Holley
  • If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care

    David C. Holley
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