Copy ImageSometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto
David Sedaris
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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it
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Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character
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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail
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If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever
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