• Well,

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  • Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives

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  • They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me

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  • We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

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  • Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed."Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs.""Really?""Oh, yes."She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?""They just are.""In what way?""In a magicky way."She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?""Not really

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