• Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

    Dorothy Parker
  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to

    Dorothy Parker
  • RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live

    Dorothy Parker
  • By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying

    Dorothy Parker
  • In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.And change, with every passing ladTo suit his theories.But now I know the things I knowAnd do the things I do,And if you do not like me so,To hell, my love, with you

    Dorothy Parker
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