Copy ImageIf she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere
G.G. Silverman
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I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society
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Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer
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Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees
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I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns
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