• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

    Groucho Marx
  • I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

    Groucho Marx
  • When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'

    Groucho Marx
  • From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it

    Groucho Marx
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

    Groucho Marx
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