• Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, you're going to be leaving the real me, the me nobody else has ever seen, that's who you're going to be rejecting

    Jennifer Crusie
  • You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me

    Jennifer Crusie
  • Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are

    Jennifer Crusie
  • His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action

    Jennifer Crusie
  • Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty of which are fat calories, but is only dulls the pain for the moment, there's that carb fog while you're standing at the sink shoving it in your face, and then it's over and you feel...used. Like a cheap pickup the Dove people seduced and abandoned in your kitchen, leaving you with sticky hands and an empty cup and a still-broken heart, except now you're mad at Dove, too

    Jennifer Crusie
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