Copy ImageSo you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy
Jesse Petersen
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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation
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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets
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Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you
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And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye
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