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    Jesse Petersen quote. So you killed him with what now?

    So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy

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    Jesse Petersen quote. Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation

    Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation

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    Jesse Petersen quote. Make requests, not demands.

    Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets

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    Jesse Petersen quote. Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you

    Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you

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    Jesse Petersen quote. And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought,

    And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

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