• Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones

    Kiersten White
  • If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you

    Kiersten White
  • I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy

    Kiersten White
  • Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing

    Kiersten White
  • Where did you find that one?""I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.""They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.""Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?""Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow

    Kiersten White
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