Lily Tomlin

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The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

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I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody

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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth