• Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle

    Megan McCafferty
  • It's so much easier to convince yourself you're madly in love with someone when you know nothing about him

    Megan McCafferty
  • There's only one racing strategy that matters.It's the one I run by: Get in the lead and don't let anyone pass you

    Megan McCafferty
  • Don't talk to strangers. Don't do drugs. Don't smoke. Don't drink and drive. Don't have sex. Wear a condom. Wear sunblock. Wear a seat belt. Wear a helmet. If you see something, say something. Just say no. Stop, drop, and roll. Stop, look, and listen. Look both ways before you cross the street...Safety is an illusion. Bad things can happen to anyone at any time, whether you follow the rules or not. You can check left, check right, check left again before you step off the curb and into the crosswalk, but that won't stop an anonymous asshole in his shitty pickup from putting you in intensive care

    Megan McCafferty
  • High school parties exhausted me because I always felt like I was the only thinking person in a room mostly full of morons obliterating precious IQ points with every gulp of whatever booze they managed to steal out of their parents' liquor cabinets. College parties are exhausting in a diametrically opposite way. They are full of smart, funny people who are all used to being the smartest, funniest person in the room, so they spend the whole party talking over one another, overlapping and overtaking the conversation to prove that they are the smartest, funniest person in the room, if not the entire planet

    Megan McCafferty
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