• Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch

    Orson Welles
  • My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people

    Orson Welles
  • You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

    Orson Welles
  • I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God

    Orson Welles
  • If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends

    Orson Welles
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