• MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT

    Patricia Briggs
  • I don't like it when I outweigh my men

    Patricia Briggs
  • Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him

    Patricia Briggs
  • A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter

    Patricia Briggs
  • Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them

    Patricia Briggs
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