• The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number

    P.G. Wodehouse
  • He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom

    P.G. Wodehouse
  • Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty

    P.G. Wodehouse
  • What ho!" I said."What ho!" said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation

    P.G. Wodehouse
  • A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle

    P.G. Wodehouse
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