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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings
Robert Benchley
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous
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The only cure for a real hangover is death
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Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got
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New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do
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