• I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

    Scott Adams
  • You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway

    Scott Adams
  • Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

    Scott Adams
  • Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant

    Scott Adams
  • If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

    Scott Adams
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