• Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes

    Warren Ellis
  • Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

    Warren Ellis
  • You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism

    Warren Ellis
  • I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

    Warren Ellis
  • If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

    Warren Ellis
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