Brian Spellman

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My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity

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I forgot what I was going to think

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If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison officials ... and one third of legislators ... and one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair

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I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late

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I can't name just one example. Then there's only one