Charlaine Harris

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You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful

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It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal

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My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'

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By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.I am sorry that the maenad picked on you."I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation.Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me."That's more like it

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Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me