Darynda Jones

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names

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I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja

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After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much