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    Ellen DeGeneres quote. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is

    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is

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    wordporn: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. Shes ninety-seven now, and we dont know where the heck she is - Ellen DeGeneres
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    Ellen DeGeneres quote. I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her

    I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her

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    wordporn: I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because its such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her - Ellen DeGeneres
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    Ellen DeGeneres quote. The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble

    The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble

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    wordporn: The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there arent any space aliens. We cant be the best that creation has to offer. I pray were not all there is. If so, were in big trouble - Ellen DeGeneres
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    Ellen DeGeneres quote. Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot

    Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot

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    wordporn: Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that youve never sung before, and you realize youve never sung the right words in that song You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yours... - Ellen DeGeneres
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