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    Ian  McClellan quote. I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio.

    I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie

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    Ian  McClellan quote. I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all classic country music- none of that sissy, boy-band country that they played on the radio all the time. I drove down the road while Merle preferred to just stay where he was and drink

    I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all classic country music- none of that sissy, boy-band country that they played on the radio all the time. I drove down the road while Merle preferred to just stay where he was and drink

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    wordporn: I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They werent great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all ... - Ian  McClellan
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    Ian  McClellan quote. Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter.

    Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter. "Welcome to America," he said, "where even our zombie epidemic has an obesity epidemic

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    wordporn: Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter. Welcome to America, he said, where even our zombie epidemic has an obesity epidemic - Ian  McClellan
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    Ian  McClellan quote. Nicky turned and bolted. He’d only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but were definitely not made for running, nor was the suit he was wearing. He vowed that if he made it out of there alive, he’d only wear sneakers and track suits for the rest of his days.

    Nicky turned and bolted. He’d only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but were definitely not made for running, nor was the suit he was wearing. He vowed that if he made it out of there alive, he’d only wear sneakers and track suits for the rest of his days. "Of course, I’ll probably be laughed out of the mob, but I don’t care at this point

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    Ian  McClellan quote. You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot

    You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot

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