Jeff Kinney

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    Jeff Kinney quote. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

    I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

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    Jeff Kinney quote. There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called

    There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom

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    Jeff Kinney quote. So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear

    So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear

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