• Copy Image
    John Waters quote

    You should never read just for "enjoyment." Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet, your own. Pick "hard books." Ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for god's sake, don't let me ever hear you say, "I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth." Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of "literature"? That means fiction, too, stupid

    John Waters
    Moms Typewriter
    A
    A
  • Copy Image
    John Waters quote

    I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

    John Waters
    Moms Typewriter
    A
    A
  • Copy Image
    John Waters quote

    A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, “Stop trying to make me like you,

    John Waters
    Moms Typewriter
    A
    A
  • Copy Image
    John Waters quote

    I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out

    John Waters
    Moms Typewriter
    A
    A
loader
Post as Image: