Karl Pilkington

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    Karl Pilkington quote. [Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful

    [Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful

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    Karl Pilkington quote. I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things

    I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things

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    Karl Pilkington quote. They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science

    They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science

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    Karl Pilkington quote. Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him

    Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him

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    Karl Pilkington quote. Stop looking at the walls, look out the window

    Stop looking at the walls, look out the window

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