Katie Heaney

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I am obviously not a patient person

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Girls are nothing to be afraid of, no matter the kind. Boys, on the other hand

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And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules