Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway

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I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead

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I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline

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I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else