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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Oliver Oliver Reed
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
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