Russell Brand

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I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

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Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage

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The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope

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I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I'm dead, and then more afterwards

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I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no philosophical discourse, but we certainly didn't fuck, which is usually what people mean by platonic; which I bet would really piss Plato off, that for all his thinking and chatting his name has become an adjective for describing sexless trysts