Shamus McCarty

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    Shamus McCarty quote. When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies

    When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life. * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian

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    Shamus McCarty quote. Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!

    Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!

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    Shamus McCarty quote. I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!

    I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!

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