Sorin Suciu

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He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults look for a length of rope and some soap

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He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis

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Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system

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Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics

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There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, “Every time you do this, an angel farts