Steve Alten

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    Steve Alten quote. Three lights should be fine.

    Three lights should be fine." - Zachary"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald

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    Steve Alten quote. An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air.

    An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air. "Heh, neebr, goat a deid an'mal in yer bac'pac, or iz it ye tha' bloody stinks?"My brain took a moment to translate. "Actually, yes, there is a dead animal in my backpack, but I probably stink, too

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    Steve Alten quote. Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?

    Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?""I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts

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