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    Tucker Max quote. If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people

    If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people

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    Tucker Max quote. Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as “deserving

    Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as “deserving

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    Tucker Max quote. People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong, and the next thing you know it is an hour later and you are in the bathroom of the bar with your pants off, surrounded by five girls, giving your boxers to a bachelorette party because one of the girls is cute and told you that you had a nice butt. Be forewarned. - from the Austin Road Trip story

    People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong, and the next thing you know it is an hour later and you are in the bathroom of the bar with your pants off, surrounded by five girls, giving your boxers to a bachelorette party because one of the girls is cute and told you that you had a nice butt. Be forewarned. - from the Austin Road Trip story

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