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    Unnamed Author - 1470533556 quote. She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back

    She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back

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    Unnamed Author - 1470533556 quote. You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments

    You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments

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    Unnamed Author - 1470533556 quote. Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today

    Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today

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    Unnamed Author - 1470533556 quote. Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way

    Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way

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    Unnamed Author - 1470533556 quote. I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you?Now tell me who the second guy was. Hell, tell me any other guy you know who made it to themoon after him. You can’t, can you? That’s why this is such a rush.She’ll never forget this.She’ll always remember…me.Maybe that’s chauvinistic and egotistical, but it’s the truth.-Drew Evans

    I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you?Now tell me who the second guy was. Hell, tell me any other guy you know who made it to themoon after him. You can’t, can you? That’s why this is such a rush.She’ll never forget this.She’ll always remember…me.Maybe that’s chauvinistic and egotistical, but it’s the truth.-Drew Evans

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