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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer

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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

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In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again

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sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing

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Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them

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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait

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Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace

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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy

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A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere

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I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred

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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good

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I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

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He f**ks even better than he looks

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V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one

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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you

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Haven't I? - he thought. Haven't I thought of it since the first time I saw you? Haven't I thought of nothing else for two years? ...He sat motionless, looking at her. He heard the words he had never allowed himself to form, the words he had felt, known, yet had not faced, had hoped to destroy by never letting them be said within his own mind. Now it was as sudden and shocking as if he were saying it to her ...Since the first time I saw you ...Nothing but your body, that mouth of yours, and the way your eyes would look at me, if ...Through every sentence I ever said to you, through every conference you thought so safe, through the importance of all the issues we discussed ...You trusted me, didn't you? To recognize your greatness? To think of you as you deserved - as if you were a man? ...Don't you suppose I know how much I've betrayed? The only bright encounter of my life - the only person I respected - the best business man I know - my ally - my partner in a desperate battle ...The lowest of all desires - as my answer to the highest I've met ...Do you know what I am? I thought of it, because it should have been unthinkable. For that degrading need, which would never touch you, I have never wanted anyone but you ...I hadn't known what it was like, to want it, until I saw you for the first time. I had thought : Not I, I couldn't be broken by it ...Since then ...For two years ...With not a moments respite ...Do you know what it's like, to want it? Would you wish to hear what I thought when I looked at you ...When I lay awake at night ...When I hear your voice over a telephone wire ...When I worked, but could not drive it away? ...To bring you down to things you cant conceive - and to know that it's I who have done it. To reduce you to a body, to teach you an animal's pleasure, to see you need it, to see you asking me for it, to see your wonderful spirit dependent on the upon the obscenity of your need. To watch you as you are, as you face the world with your clean, proud strength - then to see you, in my bed, submitting to any infamous whim I may devise, to any act which I'll preform for the sole purpose of watching your dishonor and to which you'll submit for the sake of an unspeakable sensation ...I want you - and may I be damned for it!

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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good

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For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time

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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police

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Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you

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My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism

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So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused

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The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist